The game abounds with hilarious hipsters that come in all shapes and sizes, and there’s no end to their absurd behavior! To destroy them, players command a squad of loyal employees on different rungs of the corporate ladder. Using tons of unconventional weapons like job offers, CVs or balls of coffee, and special powers like Portable Teleporters or Statues of Hipsterity, the staff bravely protects the local coffee shop from being taken over by the hipsters.
Being cool is passé. In the world of hipsters there’s no time to lose: you have to beware of being cool before it actually is cool! So, Pullovered put on a scarf, gloves and a thick sweater. Successfully protected by this woolen armor against any logic, he’s never too cool now.
'Looking for original and artistic photography? Visit my Hipstagram!’ encourages Hipsterazzo. But don’t let him fool you. We checked… Food, selfie, food, selfie, selfie with food. Very original and artistic, indeed.
He’s listened to everything that was, is and will ever be recorded. Get ready to catch one of the records he’s throwing around! But know this, he created his music naturally…by carving songs in the vinyl with his fingernails.
Saying ‘no’ to computers and the Internet, Heavy Blogger writes all posts on a typewriter. Then he regularly puts them on nearby poster pillars and bus stops so that everybody has access to his latest notes.
Would any corporation survive without coffee? Coffee Makers are absolutely essential for the staff but they aren’t just cold machines – they do have feelings. If they break down, just talk to them. Maybe they’ve been offended or hurt?
A newly-hired employee in the HR department. His main weapon is a job offer. The mere thought of employment in a corporation is painful to hipsters, let alone physical contact with a job offer from such a place.
The Guard learned to fall asleep on his stool in front of the place he is supposed to be watching, which turned out to be a great tactic. He is simply too huge for anyone to squeeze past him. Sweet dreams!
Have you ever wondered what happens to all the job applications, cover letters and resumes received by the HR Department? Take a look at what HR Senior throws at hipsters.
A condensed beam of praise is a great way to deal with hipsters – they become so proud that they turn into a statue. No hipster would ever miss an opportunity to become a statue of himself even just for a while!
The CEO had enough of the staff’s constant excuses for being late, so all company money was spent on developing a portable teleporter. And, even though sometimes it’s unreliable (teleporting employees one floor above, or to another country), it still wins out over the traditional means of city transport.